What Would Brian Boitano Do?

Shit, i don't know...but I sure love that song, and the movie it hails from, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut! My cousin has the DVD and I remember one weekend, watching it at least twice a day. I ALSO LOOOVE the song "Uncle Fucka"...man you'd have to hear it to understand...but I was just humming the Brian Boitano song in my head over here at work, and decided I'd look up the name "Boitano"...sounds kinda French. So anyhoo...his name doesn't mean anything, but until today, I can honestly say i didn't know he was a real person...He's actually an AWESOME figure skater, and he's not bad looking, either! Big ups to Brian Boitano! But anyway, here's the lyrics to "What would Brian Boitano Do"...


What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.


When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my Mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano dooooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.

I think it's funny how the creators of South Park, took an ordinary person (not literally, but technically), and made him into some kind of a super hero, fighting for the human race, and inspiring little kids everywhere...I LAUGH everytime I see this movie. An honorable mention for Favorite song from the soundtrack goes to, "It's Easy, M'Kay", sung by the nonchalant, monotone teacher Mr. Mackey...

Anyway, I'll take my leave now and come back later...have to go check out my favorite blogs and message boards and see who's talking shit now! HOLLA!