Charlie Bit me...

If you've never seen the orginal...I will post that one first...



"Ouch Charlie, that really HURT!!!!"

Now watch this one!!! LOL



Satan talking to the baby: "Listen to me Charlie, this is Satan. Your brother will tempt you. Bite him hard and don't let go"

HILARIOUS!!! HAPPY FRIDAY, ALL!!!! :-)

I BETTA be the prototype

That is all

ALPHACAT be ON IT!!!!

And that's why I subscribe to dude...check out one of his latest Barack impersonations as he spoofs Beyonce's "Single Ladies"

If I would Have known....

Me and mama always say..."Patience is a Virtue"...

I had to do some waiting, but boy was it worth the wait

Not saying things are gonna be easy...they never really are

But when God puts someone in your life to give you opportunities and experiences that were never afforded to you before...you GOTTA know it's something special about that person.

Who opens the passenger door for me to get in and OUT of the car?

Who walks on the outside of the street making sure I'm out of harms way?

Who's feeding me spiritually, intellectually, and emotionally?

HE DOES/IS!!

He is a God-send! He's not perfect, however, and has his flaws. He can get busy with work and school...and not have time...we don't reside in the same city...

But...the difference with him and all the others is that he puts forth AN EFFORT!!! To me, trying and putting forth effort are two totally different things.

To try (according to Merriam-Webster Online) means "to make an attempt"...if you apply effort to this definition, little of it is made...

Effort, however, in its essence is a "conscious exertion of power; hard work; a SERIOUS attempt"...see the difference??

Where others failed to make the effort and do the BARE MINIMUM for me (I don't ask for much)...he picked up the slack ten-fold! He often says I give him way too much credit, but I just want him to understand how much I appreciate his attentiveness, his sensitivity to my needs, his affection....

Many females take these things for granted, but I don't know how to...all he asks in return is that I appreciate him...and I KNOW I can do that!! I AM DOING THAT! And I always will appreciate him, who he is, and what he does for me!!

I knew that there were good men out there somewhere...wonder where they are? In your face, probably...just like Dre was in mine...but we overlook them because they are "too nice"--not the proverbial "bad boy"...or maybe we overlook them because they too have been hurt and are hiding among the shadows as we are.

Who knows? But they DO exist, ladies!!! I got mine!! And I'm just so thankful!!

"Just Believe and Receive It

God will perform it TODAY"!!!

I'm in a semi-good mood today... My last post was a bit harsh...but time and communication has allowed me to move past some stuff...let go and LET GOD! He's blessed me beyond measure, and when it all comes down to it, I'm much too blessed to be stressed with anybody's mess!!

Someone wise (KIT) reminded me that there's no back-tracking...I've let most of the pain and bitterness go...She said what many friends and my mother have said..."Don't give it back to him"...IT being that power he had over me...he tried for a little over a week to keep that string...to keep pulling it tighter. But something in me had already snapped, his hold had already died. It's best to let some things die...or at least die-down. Time heals wounds and builds maturity...

Anyhoo....

Here are some thoughts for today:

"God has a plan for your life and He can change you if you want to be changed" -Rev. Bryant

"He who is destined to do great things must go through great trials" -Pastor Hollis

And here is my jam from the Clark Sisters: "You Brought The Sunshine"

You Brought The Sunshine - The Clark Sisters

You sTuPiD BITCH

"Whatever...like...don't get mad at me over dumb shit and you don't even want this thing to work. You're damning it to hell because you can't have your way. You don't wanna fuck with it no more. Truth is, you've been DEMOTED...status denied...put back at 1st base with the rest of em."

The worse thing a "friend" can do to me is discuss me with an enemy...and then turn around and act like we're friends....DON'T DO ME!!! Now I see that he's been discussing me with people who don't like me, and I don't like them. You don't do shit like that. Don't play both sides of the fence. But I should have known when he said he felt like our friendship was a "slap in the face"...called my prayers for our friendship "bull-shit"....dude, whatever....this too shall pass...And I pray that I won't regret a thing. EVerybody in your life ain't there forever...REASON, SEASON, LIFETIME...

I'm thinking he was reason status. He was not around enough to completely ruin me..but he did waste a tremedous amount of my time. His feelings are hurt because I'm not calling him everyday...but the moment I told him that I have someone new in my life, he should have gotten the damn picture!! What the fuck do I need to call you everyday for when I have a man?!?! Whatever dude...you are on the same level with the rest of these dudes I'm cool with. You are no longer "special"... you are now just like EB, Juan, and Mar...if even THAT! We're just friends now...or at least I wanted us to be friends....but I realize that a friend wouldn't go through so much to SABBOTAGE the friendship, which is what he's been doing for the past 2-3 weeks. OMG...I'm so tired of milling this shit over in my head. I have something to be excited and happy about. So fuck the dumb shit!

Peace